This blog is all about how ugly I am, I'm a bear and people always run away from me screaming and I guess it's because I'm ugly. I also eat a lot, food is my friend because it's the only thing that sees the inside of me and that's the only part of me that's beautiful. Also my sister died from starvation so I always eat to avoid sharing her faith. My bff is highschoolwiccahorse x lulz x. I work the front desk at a male whorehouse called Uncle Tom's Cabin and sometimes I blog from there. Please don't tell my wife about this blog.
May 4, 2013 - So, yesterday’s search proved inconclusive. HOWEVER. I discovered this footage from a nearby security cam showing Shrek carrying what appears to be an unconscious body. I will look into this. I will find Shrek.